well…snicker…I know you all think very kindly of we southerners so here is something to make ya smile about the subject > How do you know when you’re staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call
the front desk and say “I’ve got a leak in my sink,” and the person at the
front desk says, “Go ahead.”
>
> An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to
the driver, “Got any ID?” The driver says, “'Bout what?”
>
> Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a
sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th’bag?”
“Jes some chickens.” “If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?”
“Shoot, if ya guesses right, I’ll give you both of 'em!” “OK.
Ummmmm…five?”
>
> An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door,
telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry over here-muhhouse is on
fahr!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Shucks, don’t you
fellers still have those big red trucks?”
>
> Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?
Because they heard 17 and under aren’t admitted.
>
> Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Lester,“Ya know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation. Only this year
I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your
suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I
went to Hawaii and Betty Sue got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me
to go to the Bahamas, and Betty Sue got pregnant again. Last year you
suggested Tahiti and darned if Betty Sue didn’t get pregnant again.” Lester
asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?” Billy
Bob says, “This year I’m taking Betty Sue WITH me.”
>
> Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
> 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
“Where do you live?” asked the operator. Bubba replied, “At the end of
Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?” After
a long pause, Bubba said,“How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you
pick her up there?”
>
> Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? They
wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
>
> What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Mississippi? Documentaries.
>
> Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it were invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
>
> Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner
gets $3 a year for a million years.
>
> A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when acouple gets
divorced, they’re still brother and sister.
>
> What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in
Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody’s fixin’ to lose a
trailer.
LMAO Ron! Them thar iz funnier than a greased pig in a swimmin hole!
Hey did you hear they have a new birth control law in Kentucky? They banned family reunions.
Th’m thurs sum troofle suthern livin, I tellya…make me ap-yer th’n a daug wit 2 peters!
LMAO
Love southern Humor…Thanks Ron…I needed a laugh!