yep, it sucks all right… 
25 Signs that you have grown up …
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Your potted plants are alive. And you can’t smoke a one of them.
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Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
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You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
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You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
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Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
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You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as ‘dressed up.’
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You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door
don’t know how to turn down the stereo. -
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.
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Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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You no longer take naps from noon to 6 pm.
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Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach. -
You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy test kits. -
A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘pretty good stuff.’
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You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
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“I just can’t drink the way I use to,” replaces “I’m never going to
drink that much again.” -
Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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You don’t drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn’t apply to
you.
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