SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks it was just a figment of his
imagination and drives on
without a
second thought. Soon he sees another sign which
says:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these
signs are for real. Then he
drives
past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST, FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he
pulls into the drive. On the
far
side of the parking lot is a somber stone
building with a small sign
next on
the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The
door is answered by a nun
in a
long black habit who asks, “What may we do for
you, my son?”
He answers, “I saw your signs along the
highway, and was interested in
possibly doing business.”
“Very well, my son. Please follow me.”
He is led through many winding passages and is
soon quite disoriented.
The
nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man,
“Please knock on this
door.”
He does as he is told and this door is
answered by another nun in a
long
habit, holding a tin cup.
This nun instructs, “Please place $50 in the
cup, then go
through the large wooden door at the end of
this hallway.”
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in
the second
nun’s cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and
slips through the door,
pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself
back in the parking lot,
facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
